85 Questions

These 85 questions were posted on my Tumblr and I thought it would make an interesting blog post to answer them all here.

1. Are looks important in a relationship?

Yes, looks are important in a relationship in that they are generally what first attracts you to a person. It’s a little bit different in a D/s relationship though as, for me at least, it is the persons mind and personality that I am most attracted to. So for me personally, looks and even gender are less important than those things.

2. Are relationships ever worth it?

I’m not a good person to ask really, I’ve been single for two years after being really badly hurt which probably isn’t healthy! I think they can be worth it but that not all relationships are.

3. Are you a virgin?

Yes, oh wait, no.

4. Are you in a relationship?

No, see number 2.

5. Are you in love?

Not today.

6. Are you single this year?


7. Can you commit to one person?

Yes, absolutely, the problem is getting someone to commit to me!

8. Describe your crush

I don’t really understand what this one means. I don’t currently have a crush on anyone though.

9. Describe your perfect mate

Ugh, I hate questions like this. Intelligent, funny, sarcastic, attractive, female, sadistic, cruel, kind, caring, loving. Not asking for much really.

10. Do you believe in love at first sight?

Yes, I’ve experienced it. The problem is that love isn’t always enough.

11. Do you ever want to get married?

It’s not particularly important to me that I do but I would if the right person asked.

12. Do you forgive betrayal?

Possibly. That’s a very hard question to answer because things are rarely black and white. It depends what the betrayal was and how badly it hurt me, I do have a tenancy to hold grudges!

13. Do you get jealous easily?

Yes, but I can control it when necessary.

14. Do you have a crush on anyone?

Not at the moment. Apart from Kate Beckinsale, I always have a crush on her.

15. Do you have any piercings?

Yes, I have a two inch diameter ball closure ring in my clit.

16. Do you have any tattoos?

No, I had one above my pussy but I had it removed at great expense of time and money.

17. Do you like kissing in public?

Yes, I like kissing a lot, in private or public. I’m not shy of public displays of affection.

20. Do you shower every day?

Yes, often more than once.

21. Do you think someone has feelings for you?

No. Maybe physical feelings but definitely not emotional.

22. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?

I seriously doubt it but it would be nice.

23. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat?

Absolutely, I have done. I’m a very submissive person and if I have dedicated myself to someone I am dedicated, unhealthily so at times.

24. Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years?

Currently it looks highly unlikely!

25. Do you want to be in a relationship this year?

Yes, but it probably won’t happen, apparently no one wants me.

26. Has anyone told you they don’t want to ever lose you?

Yes, but they were lying.

27. Has someone ever written a song or poem for you?


28. Have you ever been cheated on?

No. Although I’ve had partners who have been with other people with my knowledge, if not consent.

29. Have you ever cheated on someone?

No, never. I have had sex with other people whilst in a relationship but only with the other persons consent, and usually on their orders.

30. Have you ever considered plastic surgery? If so, what would you change about your body?

No. There are things about my body that I don’t like, for instance my boobs are too small but it is what it is. You can’t put skewers through fake boobs!

31. Have you ever cried over a guy/girl?

Guy: No
Girl: Yes

32. Have you ever experienced unrequited love?

Yes, although they said it was requited at first, it only turned out it was unrequited later and it was truly horrendous.

33. Have you ever had sex with a man?

Yes, more than once!

34. Have you ever had sex with a woman?

Yes, more than once!

35. Have you ever kissed someone older than you?

Yes, but not a lot older, similar age but older.

36. Have you ever liked one of your best friends?

Yes, it ended extremely badly, you can read about it here.

37. Have you ever liked someone who your friends hated?

No I don’t think so. My friends probably wouldn’t like most of the people I have sexual contact with though because they wouldn’t understand the things I like.

38. Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to?

Yes, the first girl I liked before I realised I liked girls!

39. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have?

Yes, but I only couldn’t have them because they were no longer interested.

40. Have you ever written a song or poem for someone?

No. Perhaps a limerick.

41. Have you had sex so far this year?

No. But plans are in motion!

42. How long can you just kiss until your hands start to wander?

About two seconds, assuming my hands are free.

43. How long was your longest relationship?

About two years.

44. How many boyfriends/girlfriends have you had?

Boyfriends: 3
Girlfriends: 2

45. How many people did you kiss in 2015?


46. How many times did you have sex last year?

I haven’t got a clue! More than five times but less than twenty probably.

47. How old are you?

Ugh, 31

48. If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say?

I would probably give them some advice to help them get the person they want whilst wishing they wanted me.

49. If you have a boyfriend/girlfriend, what is your favorite thing about him/her?

I don’t but when I have had my favourite thing was always their mind.

50. If your first true love knocked on your door with apology and presents, would you accept?

No. Wait, what are the presents? Actually just no.

51. Is there a boy/girl who you would do absolutely everything for?

There was, but not at the moment.

52. Is there anyone you’ve given up on? Why?

Yes, because they didn’t want me any more.

53. Is there someone mad because you’re dating/talking to the person you are?

No, nobody cares who I’m talking to.

54. Is there someone you will never forget?


55. Share a relationship story.

Read about two!

56. State 8 facts about your body

  • It heals quickly
  • It has boobs that are too small
  • It is 5′10″ high
  • It has a high pain threshold
  • It only has one pubic hair
  • It has a hole through it’s clit
  • It’s eyes are deteriorating
  • It has a dodgy knee that occasionally dislocates

57. Things you want to say to an ex

Fuck you for leading me on and then leaving me in pieces.

58. What are five ways to win your heart?

Love me and control me and make me cum!

59. What do you look like? (Post a picture!)

There is a picture of me on my about me page.

60. What is the biggest age difference between you and any of your partners?

Depends what is meant by “partners”. Relationships I think it was about eight years, sexual partners about thirty years.

61. What is the first thing you notice in someone?

Their eyes.

62. What is the sexiest thing someone could ever do for/to you?

Tie me up, blindfold me and do whatever they wanted with me no matter how much I protest.

63. What is your definition of “having sex”?

Anything involving two or more of the following:

  • Pussy
  • Cock
  • Ass

64. What is your definition of cheating?

Having sexual physical contact with someone whilst in a relationship with someone else and without their consent. So anything from kissing upwards really. If you feel the need to keep it from your partner then you’re cheating already.

65. What is your favourite foreplay routine?

Being tied up and roughly used to pleasure the other person with my mouth.

66. What is your favourite role play?

I’m not really into role play but if I had to choose it would be some kind of kidnap scenario I imagine.

67. What is your idea of the perfect date?

Probably going for drinks and then a meal so we can talk. At some point in the evening the other person would start to take control, start to tell me what to do without asking permission to do so, I would feel their natural dominance and respond to it.

68. What is your sexual orientation?

Bisexual, leaning towards Lesbian as far as long term relationships are concerned.

69. What turns you off?


70. What turns you on?

Pretty much anything that would shock and disgust vanilla people.

71. What was your kinkiest wet dream?

Basically all my dreams are kinky so it’s hard to say which is the “kinkiest”, it depends what you find kinky to be honest. I think it would have to be one where I am completely dehumanised and turned into a sex slave where my only purpose is to serve a group of sadistic perverts.

72. What words do you like to hear during sex?

Anything commanding or degrading.

73. What’s something sweet you’d like someone to do for you?

Love me.

74. What’s the most superficial characteristic you look for?

A nice tight ass, on both genders.

75. What’s the sweetest thing anyone’s ever done for you?

Held me in their arms for hours while I cried and didn’t once try to move me or make me feel better except by letting me stay there.

76. What’s the sweetest thing you’ve ever done for someone?

I discovered my friend was six months in arrears on her mortgage after being made redundant and was being taken to court to repossess her home. She is proud and would never have told me or asked for help so I paid off her arrears. She never knew, and still doesn’t know, that I was aware of her troubles but when I saw her a few days later she was like a different person, like the weight of the world had been lifted from her.

77. What’s your opinion on age differences in relationships?

They are irrelevant.

78. What’s your dirtiest secret?

My dirtiest secret is probably that I am a submissive masochistic slut. That’s only a secret from everyone I know in “real” life though not from people on here. My real dirtiest secret would probably be that I was mated by a dog.

79. When was the last time you felt jealous? Why?

Yesterday when I read this.

80. When was the last time you told someone you loved them?

Two years ago, about a week before they left me.

81. Who are five people you find attractive?

82. Who is the last person you hugged?

My best friend.

83. Who was your first kiss with?

A guy

84. Why did your last relationship fail?

Because I wasn’t good enough to keep her interest.

85. Would you ever date someone off of the Internet?

Yes, this is 2016 after all.

That’s it, I think I’ve answered everything as best I can but if you have any questions or comments then feel free to add a comment x

6 thoughts on “85 Questions

  1. Harshstud

    You are a real gem, Lois. A delight for a dominant lover to own, comfort, challenge, liberate. I believe, I could be the person you seek but whether we would have the chance to meet to find is the question. I wish you best of luck, anyway.

  2. Jazzie

    You had me ** at “You can’t put skewers through fake boobs!”

    ** in love & rolling around on the floor with mirth, admiration & desire

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